As the project manager of 8se is over seeing the shrink wrapping of the pallet ready for pick up in 20 minutes, he gets a call from his marketing vice president asking him to ship six more units to ensure success of the global product launch from San Benardino; he delivers in seven songs:
six more
warehouse
can do
can’t do
oh no it failed- oh yes, but passed
six sigma
phew, only six more
dates, venue and cast to be announced in July, with CRA*- levels of risk for potential slips to delivery date.
*CRA currently reviewed and approved- may change with out notice
DEVELOPMENT REVISION HISTORY
(FOR INTERNAL TRACEABILITY PURPOSES TO EXPLAIN Failures/UnCoverable mistaKes of Unacceptable ProportionS ONLY)
3 JUL 2021
Original concept - a musical parody on new product development - where everything that can fail will fail and everything you thought won’t fail will also fail.
intent personal development inspiration: find fun in failure
product development inspiration: have an open mind to look for every failure, and correct it BEFORE release
social outcome: tolerant society that drives out mediocracy as norm from inanimate solutions and systems
Sumathy, Sydney
3 JULY 2021
You can order a copy of one of the companion booklets, zero harm via https://www.lzerobzero.com/books its priced at AUD 20 plus postage. You can browse a few sample pages below.
The seond companion booklet, safety before design is in the making; it was originally expected to be available in November 2021.
Revised date of availability: FY 23 Q1*
*a format sufficiently cryptic and allows room for interpretation; the only tool left for product development executives to preserve sanity/upward management, when their managers loose the plot in phase 0 and never recover until phase 5.
